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Sotto l’ombra degli olmi » Prima legge di Gravità Tettonica
Posts or Comments 03 September 2010

Brulicare Mario | 14 Jan 2009

Prima legge di Gravità Tettonica

Dice che le enormi tette della giunonica bruna del grande fratello stiano oscurando qualsiasi altra cosa….

Beh per forza, come recita la prima legge di gravità tettonica:

“Un cervello maschile è attirato da una forza proporzionale alle dimensioni delle tette ed inversamente proporzionale alla distanza di queste dal cervello stesso”

Eh beh, considerando anche il corollario:

“L’avvicinamento del cervello alle tette aumenterà proporzionalmente la forza di attrazione fino al momento del contatto indifferentemente da eventuali protesi aggiuntive.”

Visto lo spazio ristretto e l’enormità del lavoro che la suddetta brunetta si è fatta applicare a poppa era abbastanza ovvio che la forza di attrazione sarebbe stata considerevole.

Ah, ma forse era quello che si voleva ottenere?

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